thesecondquincy:

arianracehorse:

314eater:

fahrenheit-469:

314eater:

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

Jan, ken, pon!

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slender-knight:

Then I’m gonna blow up their house

mylittlesolluxcaptor:

freya-who:

Roxy keeps her friends together.

jAKES EYeS

artbooksnat:

Attack on Titan (進撃の巨人) poster in Newtype Magazine (12/2013) made up of thousands of screenshots. The original illustration—-before the collage effect—-was drawn by key animator Toshihiro Kikuchi. 

itsclolostinstereo:

Things I want from Marvel:

1) Black Widow movie
2) Hawkeye movie
3) Appearances in each others movies
4) Budapest
5) Natasha’s beginning as a spy
6) Clint finding her
7) Clint deciding not to kill her
8) Clint’s first mission with a newly reformed Natasha
9) Clint’s beginning as a spy
10) How SHIELD trained them
11) Basically anything that has to do with Clintasha for reasons

corseque:

babes cursed by destiny

corseque:

babes cursed by destiny

tastefullyoffensive:

[catpooexplosion]

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

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